Pics from Saturday that fell thru the cracks!!



"Ok Joe this scene calls for meat sauce,
 so why don't you go ahead and put some sausage in there!!"



"When you stand behind your old lady
 do you think maybe you could be just a little more misogynistic?"



"With the rite amount of cover up,
 I should be able give your nose more of a petite appearance"




On lookers wait for this miracle to occur.




"Almost done let me just add some finishing touches and voila!!"




"Ummm...Yea maybe just put some shades on him"




"It could be worst Jamie, instead of being accosted by a connoli
 you could be doing a scene with a ball python like my last model,
 look up for inspiration!!"




Does anyone else feel like Pee Wee Herman
 could sit down next to Jorgey at any moment??





Don't sweat it Jamie this is the last picture of your crouch!!



"OFF TOPIC"

My girl said "Before I met you I never listened to the lyrics"
I said "That's precisely why Hip Hops only here in spirit"
How do I give food for thought when nobody's brains thinking
Can't quench your thirst for knowledge by smart water drinking
The artist wouldn't be starving if the consumer stayed hungry
Let's resurrect conscience words like Christ on Sunday!!!

"WETTER THAN THE MOZZ"

MORE TO COME!!!

Club scene coming soon!!! For anybody who wants to come and participate I should know dates soon. Also there's a lot more pictures and videos floating around, so stay posted!!

You may not of understood my last post unless you were there to witness it, these pictures should help to make SOME sense of it all!!

HOW SCARED WOULD YOU BE IF YOU ORDERED A PIZZA
 AND THIS SHOWED UP AT YOUR DOOR??

WHAT A SUNNY XMAS EVENING!!

"IF MALIZIA'S CANNOLI IS EVEN CLOSE TO AS MANY INCHES AS MY HEELS I'M  IN TROUBLE!!"

RARELY DO YOU GET TO SEE BEHIND THE PEOPLE WHO ARE BEHIND THE SCENES!!

SOMETHING'S FISHY AT THE MALIZIA RESIDENCE!!

Man the grips did a hell of a job making this set look like my mothers house!!

Although this scene displayed no nudity in it whatsoever,
everyone involved experienced that weird feeling you get rite before your about to make a porno!!

SEAN RUNNING SH*T AT NATALE'S!!

"I'M A GRAPPA DRINKIN PIZZA MOTHERF*CKER!!!"

SALUTE!!

MONEY SHOT!!!

I LOOK READY AND SHE DOESN'T, THE STORY OF MY LIFE!!

"Get the hell outta my shop otherwise Pizza's gonna call out for YOU!!"

"OK TIM PRETEND THESE ARE JAMIE'S BOOBS, 
 NOW ARE THEY CENTERED IN THE  SHOT?

Sauce...Check! Peroni...Check! Shades...Check!
All I'm missing is a nice Italian women next to me!!

CHECK!!!!

 "Jamie I know I'm a sexy baker so I was expecting the cream
 but where the hell did these chocolate chips cum from???"

F*ck two & a half men we got two Gavones & a Guido!!
While Sheen's bangin goddesses and 7 gram rocks
were bangin our mistresses and 7 gram meatballs!!

"Ok Joe now when you insert the Cannoli make sure you...matter a fact let me just show you what I mean"

I felt as if she was gonna hit me with some sort of cooking utensil throughout the entire day!!
Thanks for holding back Jenn!!

THIS IS WHAT XMAS IS ALL ABOUT RITE HERE!!

"I"M GONNA STAND UP HERE JUST IN CASE SHE"S A SQUIRTER"

MOZZARELLA CHEESE'N

"OK KIDS GATHER AROUND I"M GONNA TEACH YOU GUYS SOME SEX ED ITALIAN STYLE!!!"

YEA THAT'S USUALLY THE FACE THEY GIVE ME WHEN I'M DONE!!

MY FIRST CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENT!!
NATALE'S PIZZERIA KICKS ASS!!

"MOMMY WHERE DO CANNOLIS COME FROM??"

Tommy directing my fathers projectile while I eat the props!!

Tommy giving Justin direct orders, Sean's like " I don't think that's such a good idea buddy!!"

Brian keeping an eye on Sean to make sure he doesn't pull a "Hansel & Gretel" on him!!

The guys on the end have no idea what's going on!!
Little did they know that they were Italian for all of 10 seconds!!

This was the shortest scene of the day yielding the most amount of pictures!
 Jamie your a rockstar!!

ME HARD AT WORK WHILE MY WOMENS SLACKING OFF!!

PREP'N THE PARM!!

Everybody in this room knows that I do not need make-up,
 that's like painting over a Picasso??

DID THAT SLICE OF PIZZA JUST TURN EVIL??

"IF I WASN'T ITALIAN WHY THE HELL WOULD I BE WEARING THIS SHIRT?"

JOLI & JORGEY founding members of team AWESOME!!

THERE WERE A LOT OF LAUGHS TO SAY THE LEAST!!

AND NO IT DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME IN THESE SHADES!!

Jenn looks like she's from the 50's, Gia looks like she's from the 80's
 and Tim from the future like "WTF"

Of course my old lady isn't happy
 she's cooking and cleaning and I'm Cannoling some guidette in the living room!!
"Why? CAUSE I'M ITALIAN!!" 

"If I have to deliver another baby with my bare hands
 I'm gonna lose my tomato picking mind!!" 

FORGET A BUN, THERE"S A LOAF OF ITALIAN BREAD IN THIS OVEN!!

"HEY MAMA WHAT DOES MALIZIA MEAN IN ITALIAN?"

"IT MEANS BAD ASS MOTHERF*CKER!!"

"YEA THAT SOUND ABOUT RITE!!"

"HEY IS THERE ITALIAN STUFF GOING ON IN THAT KITCHEN?"

Mr. MALIZIA VOMITS TAKE 17  "JESUS CHRIST!!"

THE PIZZA IS DONE AND SO IS SHOOT #2!!