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| HOW SCARED WOULD YOU BE IF YOU ORDERED A PIZZA AND THIS SHOWED UP AT YOUR DOOR?? |
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| WHAT A SUNNY XMAS EVENING!! |
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| "IF MALIZIA'S CANNOLI IS EVEN CLOSE TO AS MANY INCHES AS MY HEELS I'M IN TROUBLE!!" |
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| RARELY DO YOU GET TO SEE BEHIND THE PEOPLE WHO ARE BEHIND THE SCENES!! |
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| SOMETHING'S FISHY AT THE MALIZIA RESIDENCE!! |
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| Man the grips did a hell of a job making this set look like my mothers house!! |
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| Although this scene displayed no nudity in it whatsoever, everyone involved experienced that weird feeling you get rite before your about to make a porno!! |
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| SEAN RUNNING SH*T AT NATALE'S!! |
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| "I'M A GRAPPA DRINKIN PIZZA MOTHERF*CKER!!!" |
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| SALUTE!! |
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| MONEY SHOT!!! |
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| I LOOK READY AND SHE DOESN'T, THE STORY OF MY LIFE!! |
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| "Get the hell outta my shop otherwise Pizza's gonna call out for YOU!!" |
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| "OK TIM PRETEND THESE ARE JAMIE'S BOOBS, NOW ARE THEY CENTERED IN THE SHOT? |
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| Sauce...Check! Peroni...Check! Shades...Check! All I'm missing is a nice Italian women next to me!! |
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| CHECK!!!! |
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| "Jamie I know I'm a sexy baker so I was expecting the cream but where the hell did these chocolate chips cum from???" |
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| F*ck two & a half men we got two Gavones & a Guido!! While Sheen's bangin goddesses and 7 gram rocks were bangin our mistresses and 7 gram meatballs!! |
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| "Ok Joe now when you insert the Cannoli make sure you...matter a fact let me just show you what I mean" |
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| I felt as if she was gonna hit me with some sort of cooking utensil throughout the entire day!! Thanks for holding back Jenn!! |
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| THIS IS WHAT XMAS IS ALL ABOUT RITE HERE!! |
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| "I"M GONNA STAND UP HERE JUST IN CASE SHE"S A SQUIRTER" |
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| MOZZARELLA CHEESE'N |
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| "OK KIDS GATHER AROUND I"M GONNA TEACH YOU GUYS SOME SEX ED ITALIAN STYLE!!!" |
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| YEA THAT'S USUALLY THE FACE THEY GIVE ME WHEN I'M DONE!! |
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| MY FIRST CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENT!! NATALE'S PIZZERIA KICKS ASS!! |
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| "MOMMY WHERE DO CANNOLIS COME FROM??" |
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| Tommy directing my fathers projectile while I eat the props!! |
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| Tommy giving Justin direct orders, Sean's like " I don't think that's such a good idea buddy!!" |
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| Brian keeping an eye on Sean to make sure he doesn't pull a "Hansel & Gretel" on him!! |
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| The guys on the end have no idea what's going on!! Little did they know that they were Italian for all of 10 seconds!! |
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| This was the shortest scene of the day yielding the most amount of pictures! Jamie your a rockstar!! |
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| ME HARD AT WORK WHILE MY WOMENS SLACKING OFF!! |
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| PREP'N THE PARM!! |
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| Everybody in this room knows that I do not need make-up, that's like painting over a Picasso?? |
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| DID THAT SLICE OF PIZZA JUST TURN EVIL?? |
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| "IF I WASN'T ITALIAN WHY THE HELL WOULD I BE WEARING THIS SHIRT?" |
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| JOLI & JORGEY founding members of team AWESOME!! |
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| THERE WERE A LOT OF LAUGHS TO SAY THE LEAST!! |
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| AND NO IT DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME IN THESE SHADES!! |
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| Jenn looks like she's from the 50's, Gia looks like she's from the 80's and Tim from the future like "WTF" |
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| Of course my old lady isn't happy she's cooking and cleaning and I'm Cannoling some guidette in the living room!! "Why? CAUSE I'M ITALIAN!!" |
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| "If I have to deliver another baby with my bare hands I'm gonna lose my tomato picking mind!!" |
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| FORGET A BUN, THERE"S A LOAF OF ITALIAN BREAD IN THIS OVEN!! |
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| "HEY MAMA WHAT DOES MALIZIA MEAN IN ITALIAN?" |
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| "IT MEANS BAD ASS MOTHERF*CKER!!" |
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| "YEA THAT SOUND ABOUT RITE!!" |
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| "HEY IS THERE ITALIAN STUFF GOING ON IN THAT KITCHEN?" |
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| Mr. MALIZIA VOMITS TAKE 17 "JESUS CHRIST!!" |
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| THE PIZZA IS DONE AND SO IS SHOOT #2!! |
omg tooooo fuckin funny!!
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