|HOW SCARED WOULD YOU BE IF YOU ORDERED A PIZZA|
AND THIS SHOWED UP AT YOUR DOOR??
|WHAT A SUNNY XMAS EVENING!!|
|"IF MALIZIA'S CANNOLI IS EVEN CLOSE TO AS MANY INCHES AS MY HEELS I'M IN TROUBLE!!"|
|RARELY DO YOU GET TO SEE BEHIND THE PEOPLE WHO ARE BEHIND THE SCENES!!|
|SOMETHING'S FISHY AT THE MALIZIA RESIDENCE!!|
|Man the grips did a hell of a job making this set look like my mothers house!!|
|Although this scene displayed no nudity in it whatsoever,|
everyone involved experienced that weird feeling you get rite before your about to make a porno!!
|SEAN RUNNING SH*T AT NATALE'S!!|
|"I'M A GRAPPA DRINKIN PIZZA MOTHERF*CKER!!!"|
|I LOOK READY AND SHE DOESN'T, THE STORY OF MY LIFE!!|
|"Get the hell outta my shop otherwise Pizza's gonna call out for YOU!!"|
|"OK TIM PRETEND THESE ARE JAMIE'S BOOBS, |
NOW ARE THEY CENTERED IN THE SHOT?
|Sauce...Check! Peroni...Check! Shades...Check!|
All I'm missing is a nice Italian women next to me!!
| "Jamie I know I'm a sexy baker so I was expecting the cream|
but where the hell did these chocolate chips cum from???"
|F*ck two & a half men we got two Gavones & a Guido!! |
While Sheen's bangin goddesses and 7 gram rocks
were bangin our mistresses and 7 gram meatballs!!
|"Ok Joe now when you insert the Cannoli make sure you...matter a fact let me just show you what I mean"|
|I felt as if she was gonna hit me with some sort of cooking utensil throughout the entire day!!|
Thanks for holding back Jenn!!
|THIS IS WHAT XMAS IS ALL ABOUT RITE HERE!!|
|"I"M GONNA STAND UP HERE JUST IN CASE SHE"S A SQUIRTER"|
|"OK KIDS GATHER AROUND I"M GONNA TEACH YOU GUYS SOME SEX ED ITALIAN STYLE!!!"|
|YEA THAT'S USUALLY THE FACE THEY GIVE ME WHEN I'M DONE!!|
|MY FIRST CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENT!!|
NATALE'S PIZZERIA KICKS ASS!!
|"MOMMY WHERE DO CANNOLIS COME FROM??"|
|Tommy directing my fathers projectile while I eat the props!!|
|Tommy giving Justin direct orders, Sean's like " I don't think that's such a good idea buddy!!"|
|Brian keeping an eye on Sean to make sure he doesn't pull a "Hansel & Gretel" on him!!|
|The guys on the end have no idea what's going on!!|
Little did they know that they were Italian for all of 10 seconds!!
|This was the shortest scene of the day yielding the most amount of pictures!|
Jamie your a rockstar!!
|ME HARD AT WORK WHILE MY WOMENS SLACKING OFF!!|
|PREP'N THE PARM!!|
|Everybody in this room knows that I do not need make-up,|
that's like painting over a Picasso??
|DID THAT SLICE OF PIZZA JUST TURN EVIL??|
|"IF I WASN'T ITALIAN WHY THE HELL WOULD I BE WEARING THIS SHIRT?"|
|JOLI & JORGEY founding members of team AWESOME!!|
|THERE WERE A LOT OF LAUGHS TO SAY THE LEAST!!|
|AND NO IT DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME IN THESE SHADES!!|
|Jenn looks like she's from the 50's, Gia looks like she's from the 80's|
and Tim from the future like "WTF"
|Of course my old lady isn't happy|
she's cooking and cleaning and I'm Cannoling some guidette in the living room!!
"Why? CAUSE I'M ITALIAN!!"
|"If I have to deliver another baby with my bare hands|
I'm gonna lose my tomato picking mind!!"
|FORGET A BUN, THERE"S A LOAF OF ITALIAN BREAD IN THIS OVEN!!|
|"HEY MAMA WHAT DOES MALIZIA MEAN IN ITALIAN?"|
|"IT MEANS BAD ASS MOTHERF*CKER!!"|
|"YEA THAT SOUND ABOUT RITE!!"|
|"HEY IS THERE ITALIAN STUFF GOING ON IN THAT KITCHEN?"|
|Mr. MALIZIA VOMITS TAKE 17 "JESUS CHRIST!!"|
|THE PIZZA IS DONE AND SO IS SHOOT #2!!|